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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. – Oscar Wilde

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Whoever thinks money doesn't buy happiness, transfer that shit to my account.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness never paid for a divorce before.
We buy shit we don’t need, with the money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.
WE ARE ALL: Ugly to someone, fake to someone, stuck-up to someone, ain’t shit to someone, a loser to someone, a bitch to someone. BUT WHO THE HELL CARES. Make your money, pay your bills, take care of you and your family, and don’t worry what anyone else thinks.
They say money doesn't bring happiness... I say neither does being broke.
They say "do what you love and money will follow". So I ate cheesecake and drank some wine... Now I wait.
Need money for college. Need college for a job. Need a job for money. I wonder who was the mastermind behind this genius system. - Tom Hanks
Maybe money doesn't buy happiness, but I'm accepting donations to test that theory.
Maybe money can’t buy happiness, but I think it’s only fair to give me some and let me learn that lesson myself.
Lord, please give me patience because if you give me strength I’ll need bail money too.
If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.
I wish people were like money, so you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake.