Gut feelings are guardian angels.
The only thing I will force in my life is my jeans over my ass. Not friends, not relationships.
If you are arguing with me and I say “WOW” abort mission and run for your life.
There are two types of people in the world and I hate both of them.
You are either on my side, by my side, or in my fucking way. Choose wisely.
Maybe money can’t buy happiness, but I think it’s only fair to give me some and let me learn that lesson myself.
I’m not the type to tiptoe through the tulips. I would rather bulldoze through the bullshit.
Killing someone with kindness sounds like a lot of work to me.
I love listening to lies when I know the truth.
Tomorrow isn’t guaranteed. Tell someone you don’t like to fuck off today.
How much better would it be if a liar’s pants really did catch on fire?
Stay classy, sassy, and a bit bad assy.
Some things are just best said with an eye roll.
I don’t know how to say this nicely. So I won’t.
If I ever say “Do you want me to be honest?”SAY NO.
Sweet as sugar. Cold as ice. Hurt me once, I’ll break you twice.
I’m mostly “PEACE, LOVE and LIGHT” and a little “go fuck yourself”.
If you try to push me down don’t be shocked when it’s you who fall first.
When someone calls me an “asshole” I get this warm feeling inside because my work here is done.
Thou shalt not stress over the opinion of an irrelevant little bitch.