Home     Browse     Tags     Random

About    Quotes    Search

Attitude Quotes

I’ve found that if you tuck one part of your pant legs into your sock, people expect less of you.

I’ve found…

It’s better to be full of whiskey than full of shit.

It’s better to be full of whiskey…

Sometimes I drink to forget, but I never forget to drink.

Sometimes I drink to forget…

Some bridges aren’t meant to be burned. They’re meant to be blown the fuck up by smitherins.

Some bridges…

There’s a 50% chance you won’t like me. There’s a 100% chance I won’t change because of it.

There’s a 50% chance…

I prefer to say selectively social rather than anti - social if you don’t mind.

I prefer to say…

You call it “nagging”. I call it “listen to what I fucking said the first time”.

You call it “nagging”…

If you're arguing with an idiot for more than a minute, then there will be two idiots.

If you’re arguing…

I would like to apologize to absolutely no one, get fucked.

I would like to apologize…

Your face is just fine, but you’ll have to put a bag over that personality.

Your face is just fine…