Attitude Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings, Remarks

I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me. Now I look around and wonder If I like them.
When someone says "everything happens for a reason" a fun thing to do is punch them in the face and say "this was meant to be".
No matter how low I lower the bar of expectations, some people manage to roll right under it.
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HAVE A DRINK. - Me as a therapist.
Always trust your gut. Your brain can be fooled and your heart is an idiot, but your gut doesn't know how to lie.
Don't wait until you're on your deathbed to tell people how you really feel, because you can be too weak to raise your middle finger.
There is a fine line between paying someone compliments and kissing someone's arse. Never cross it.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "why me" say "try me".
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. - Mark Twain
They said life is too short to hold grudges. I think life too short to be letting people get away with the same shit.
Being a good person doesn't mean you have to put up with other people's crap all the time.
Listen, drunk me and sober me are not the same person. So if drunk me said or did something, you have to take it up with drunk me. Don't come at sober me. We weren't there. We don't know what happened.
I am great at multitasking. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once.
Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, regret nothing, and don't let people bring you down.
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is just a fucking twat waffle and isn't worth your time.
To all the adults using colouring books for stress relief, grow the fuck up and get drunk like the rest of us.
Accept yourself. You don't have to prove shit to no one except yourself. - Drake
Wherever you go there is always going to be that one bitch you will feel the urge to punch in the face every time you see her.
Stop stressing over shitty people.
My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.