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If you can’t handle the sass, you can’t handle the ass.

If you can’t handle the sass…

I don’t like to call it revenge. Returning the favor sounds better.

I don’t like to call it revenge…

The key to a good life is not giving a fuck about more; it’s giving a fuck about less, giving a fuck about only what is true and immediate and important. - Mark Manson

The key to a good life…

Fuck fitting in, be fiercely you.

Fuck fitting in, be fiercely you.

I should really let my inner asshole out more often, because holy hell, that fucker gets shit done.

I should really…

Yeah, I tried shutting the fuck up... It’s absolutely not for me.

Yeah, I tried…

Adulthood is mostly whispering “for fuck’s sake” every time the phone rings.

Adulthood is…

Do y'all remember, before the internet, that people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information? Yeah. It wasn't that...

Do y’all remember…

You are entitled to your opinion, but you are not entitled to tell me what mine must be.

You are entitled to your opinion…

I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm an asshole, and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

I don’t pretend…