Attitude Quotes

Seeing people walk out of my life is really painful. I want them to run.
Sarcasm it’s how I hug.
Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in a bad mood or if everyone around me is really fucking annoying.
Everything is bad and everyone is dumb.
It’s not an attitude if I have it every day. It’s my personality.
My age is very inappropriate for my behaviour.
I hate when I’m starting to become a good person and someone comes and pushes my asshole-mode buttons.
No matter what you are going through, always try and help people. So instead of saying “Fuck off” ask, “How can I help you to fuck off?”
When killing them with kindness doesn’t work, I’ve heard that baseball bat is quite effective.
Half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other... well the other is an asshole.
Some trite inspirational quote about overcoming things or some shit. I don’t know. Fuck off.
At times, I’am grateful that thoughts don't appear in bubbles over our heads.
I either drink coffee or I say bad words. Just kidding. I do both.
Just because I give you advice, it doesn’t mean I know more than you. It just means I’ve done more stupid shit.
If you never try anything new, you’ll miss out on many of life’s great disappointments.
Once I learn someone hates me, I make sure to go out of my way to piss them off more because that’s what adults do.
They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana
When life knocks you down, stay there and take a nap.
“Control your emotions” doesn’t mean “avoid your emotions". Feel your shit, understand your shit, but don’t lose your shit.
Have you ever looked around you and thought I'm too sober for this shit!