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It’s hard to be a mature adult when you’re surrounded by assholes.
Seriously, some of you people need to go to church. I don’t want you in hell with me.
Instead of “single” as a marital status, I prefer “independently owned and operated”.
Forgive and forget? Nah. Fuck you and fuck that.
All I want is the ability to do anything and the freedom to not do anything.
Be nice? Nah, people take advantage of that shit.
Learn to say “no” without explaining yourself.
Relationships are like fine wine. They’re expensive and eventually you just end up with a headache.
Tomorrow isn’t promised… Cuss them out today.
I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
