You’re everything I’ve ever wanted in someone I don’t want anymore.
Dream Small. It’s your only hope for success, really
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.
I’m sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It’s just been too intelligent to come here. – Arthur C. Clarke
I love when people underestimate me. Seeing the stupid expressions on their faces after they see what I can really do is fucking priceless.
Make yesterday the last day you spent giving a fuck about people that don’t show they give a fuck back.
People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer per day.
You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
“What’s your dream job?” “Well, in my dreams I don’t work.”
Eggs are eggs, but some are rotten; and so hopes are hopes, but many of them are delusions.