Attitude

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If you meet a girl that admits she's wrong, apologizes and change her way... Dump her because that might be a man. Women don't do that.
I realize that some people don't like me. I also realize that I highly don't give a fuck.
I'm not heartless, I just learned to use my heart less.
If I ever give a flying fuck, it'll be because it's sex position.
I don't always walk the walk, or even talk the talk. But if you want someone who can drink the drink, I'm totally there for you.
I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I'd love to punch in the face.
Having a bad day? You could be a siamese twin attached to a gay brother who has a date and you you're the only one with an ass
Three rules for life: 1 Fuck, 2 Don't give a fuck, 3 Don't be fucked over
I planned to work out and have a nice body for people to look at this summer, but then I remembered I like food more than I like people.
It's so nice when toxic people stop talking to you. It's like the trash took itself out.
The only person I trust is me, and even that is fucking iffy sometimes.
Expect the bullshit, but never accept it.
I am sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.
Just be you, and if people don't like it, well fuck them.
Respect your haters. They're the only ones who think you're better than them. - Nicki Minaj
Life is so much easier when you just don't give a shit.
Every damn day I ask the same three questions. What the fuck is wrong with people? What the fuck was I thinking? Where the fuck is my drink?
Don't talk to me about shit that happened when I was drunk. "Drunk me" and "Sober me" are not on speaking terms.
Revenge is beneath me. Accident however will happen.
The more I get to know certain people... The more I realize why Noah only let animals board the ark.