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Anything is possible with the right attitude, a sledge hammer and some duct tape.
Don’t like me? Fuck off. Problem solved.
I love free speech. I also love ignore, mute and block.
Be careful when you blindly follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
A little piece of advice… Don’t talk shit if you can’t fight.
Always carry a little crazy with you. You never know when you’ll need it.
Only dead fish go with the flow.
52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.
RULE NUMBER ONE: Fuck what they think.
