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Attitude Quotes

I don’t drink on lunch breaks because the last thing I need is more motivation to tell everyone to fuck off.

I don’t drink…

I’m nice as fuck. So if you see me being mean to someone they earned that shit.

I’m nice as fuck…

I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I’d say my people skills are improving.

I made it through the day…

The nicer you are, the easier you’re hurt. So, just be an assole.

The nicer you are…

My “give a fuck” is still broken but my “go fuck yourself” is fully functional.

My “give a fuck”…

I'm trying to be a more positive person every day. Today, I'm positive everyone is an asshole.

I’m trying to be…

I’m at the age where fuck you, fuck off, and fuck that answer almost every question I’m asked.

I’m at the age…

Some people need a shock collar and I need the remote.

Some people need…

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I don’t want to hit you in the face.

Just because I’m smiling…

Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow. – Larry the Cable Guy

Life…