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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Remember…

Every day I arrive at work with good intentions and great attitude… Then idiots happen.

Every day I arrive at work…

Stop telling everybody I’m fucking crazy. I love to see the surprises on their faces when they figure it out by themselves.

Stop telling everybody…

Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.

Don’t give up…

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

If you have an opinion…

Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?

Do you ever meet someone…

Before you judge me, you better make sure you're fucking perfect.

Before you judge me…

I don’t owe anyone any explanations for why I do the shit I do.

I don’t owe…

Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person but then I laugh and continue my day.

Sometimes I wish…

I used to care what people thought about me, until one day, I tried to pay my bills with their opinions.

I used to care…