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Attitude Quotes

Don't like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.

Don’t like me?…

I love being me. It pisses off all the right people.

I love being me…

Maybe it’s not life that sucks. Maybe it’s just the people you let in your life that suck.

Maybe it’s not life…

Before you speak, listen. Before you act, think. Before you give up try. Before you take a shit, make sure there is toilet paper.

Before you speak…

Listen, smile, agree. And then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway. – Robert Downey Jr.

Listen, smile, agree…

Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. After that who cares? They're a mile away and you've got their shoes.

Before you judge someone…

How to be grown up at work: Replace "Fuck You" with "OK Great".

How to be grown up at work…

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not surrounded by assholes.

Before you diagnose yourself…

Don't be a magnet for fucktards and shitwits.

Don’t be a magnet…

Forgive and forget? I’m neither Jesus nor do I have an Alzheimer’s.

Forgive and forget?…