Quotes by Attitude

Do you ever feel the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t talking?

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Best friends are those who don’t say anything when you show up at their door with a dead body. They just grab a shovel and follow you.

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Don’t try to explain yourself to stupid people. You’re not the jackass whisperer.

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Every bad thing that happens today is a direct result of choosing to get out of bed.

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If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I would fart.

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People push you to your limits, but when you finally explode and fight back you are the mean one!

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First off sex on the first night is not hoeing. It’s an interview and if I call you the next day. You got the job.

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I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from “You probably shouldn’t say that” to “What the hell, let’s see what happens”.

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Of course I speak my mind. My head would explode if I kept all this bitching to myself!

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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