Attitude Quotes

“Fuck it” - my final thought before making most decisions.
Every day is Friday when you’re unemployed.
Never piss off someone who bleeds for a 5 days, every month and doesn't die.
If it smells like bullshit and looks like bullshit, it’s bullshit. Putting sugar on it doesn’t make it a brownie.
Apparently when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.
Before you judge me please understand that I don't give a shit what you think.
For every time I gave a fuck, that fuck fucked me over.
Forgiving you means I no longer dwell on what an asshole you are. It doesn’t mean you are no longer an asshole.
We wanted to be adults so bad. Now look at us. Just fucking look.
Heaven doesn’t want me and hell is afraid I’ll take over.
Don’t be afraid of your inner bitch. There are moments when you need her wisdom and bravery.
You are gonna piss a lot of people off when you start doing what’s best for you.
Adult females friendships are mostly sending memes and helping diagnose sociopaths in each other’s lives.
Less friends less bullshit. Keep your circle small.
Judge me by the people I avoid.
I avoid shit because I’m afraid of me, not you. Temper go from zero to prison real fast.
If you ever hear someone talking shit about me, look them dead in the eye and say, “you know they don’t give a fuck, right?”
Life hack: you can’t do anything wrong if you don’t do anything at all.
Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release. So if I tell you to go fuck yourself it’s because I care.