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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. - Steve Landesberg

Honesty…

If your ego speaks with me then my attitude replies to you.

If your ego speaks…

Never fight until you have to. But when it's time to fight, you fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark... and brother, it's startin' to rain.

Never fight until…

I hate when people ask me what I did yesterday. I don't know. I breathed a lot. Probably got mad at something... Sighed heavily. The list goes on.

I hate when people ask me…

If size doesn’t matter why are there no three inch dildos?

If size doesn’t matter…

If nobody hates you, you’re doing something wrong. If everybody hates you, you might be just shit.

If nobody hates you…

You can always count on me to be the asshole who gives you a reality check instead of telling you what you want to hear.

You can always count on me…

When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you’re an asshole. - John Lydon

When you talk…

Women only fart in front of men they love. If you haven’t heard her fart, you don’t have her heart.

Women only fart…

If you can’t laugh at life it will fucking eat you alive.

If you can’t laugh…