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Don't be a magnet for fucktards and shitwits.

Don’t be a magnet for fucktards and shitwits.

Forgive and forget? I’m neither Jesus nor do I have an Alzheimer’s.

Forgive and forget? I’m neither Jesus nor do I have an Alzheimer’s.

I told myself that I should stop drinking. But I’m not about to listen to a drunk that talk to himself.

I told myself that I should stop drinking. But I’m not about to listen to a drunk that talk to himself.

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that caused that stress to begin with. - Alan Garner

Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that caused that stress to begin with. – Alan Garner

Don’t make excuses for nasty people. You can’t put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.

Don’t make excuses for nasty people. You can’t put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.

Blessed are the constipated for they don’t give a shit.

Blessed are the constipated for they don’t give a shit.

Complaining is mouth farting. And like any farting, I don’t mind hearing my own, but I don’t want to hear anyone else’s.

Complaining is mouth farting. And like any farting, I don’t mind hearing my own, but I don’t want to hear anyone else’s.

Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don’t give a shit!

Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don’t give a shit!

Don’t try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

Don’t try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.