Cynical

Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
Stress is caused by giving a fuck.
Do what the fuck you want. Because in the end people are assholes and will judge you anyway.
Before you ask why someone hates you, ask yourself why you even give a fuck.
Don’t like me? Fuck off. Problem solved.
I love free speech. I also love ignore, mute and block.
Some people’s birth certificates should be an apology letters from the condom factory.
71% of our planet is covered by water. 28,9 is covered by fucking idiots.
52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.
RULE NUMBER ONE: Fuck what they think.
A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
A large group of people is called a “NO THANKS”