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Getting into relationship may seem tempting, but so was getting on the Titanic and look what happened there.

Getting into relationship…

Don’t worry about what I’m doing. Worry about why you’re worried about what I’m doing.

Don’t worry about…

You’ll be sad for a while, then you’ll stop giving a fuck. And it will be the best feeling ever.

You’ll be sad for a while…

You all think I am mean. Wait till I don't like you.

You all think I am mean…

With my luck, I'll probably die the day after I finally get my shit together.

With my luck…

I beg your pardon: Polite way of saying "what the fuck did you just say".

I beg your pardon…

I am probably not ass sorry as you think I should be.

I am probably not ass sorry…

Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.

Always love a woman…

Just be yourself isn’t always good advice.

Just be yourself…

Don’t take yourself too seriously. No one else does.

Don’t take yourself too seriously…