Cynical Quotes

You have no one to blame but yourself... Unless some other guy is standing next to you, then you can blame him.

You have no one to blame but yourself… Unless some other guy is standing next to you, then you can blame him.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. - Earl Wilson

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Earl Wilson

I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.

Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.

Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.

You’re only as cheap as your most recent inspirational quote.

You’re only as cheap as your most recent .

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

When someone says you’re one in a million, what they’re really saying is that there are over 7000 people just like you.

When someone says you’re one in a million, what they’re really saying is that there are over 7000 people just like you.

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: Whose? - Don Marquis

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: Whose? – Don Marquis

When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.

When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.