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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realising the other person was born an idiot.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion but it doesn’t mean that their opinion isn’t stupid as hell.
Switch up your swear words. Keep them potent. Call someone a piece of fuck. Tell someone to go shit themselves. Keep the magic alive.
When something is made idiot proof, they will just make better idiots. – Stephen Hawking
It’s hard to be a mature adult when you’re surrounded by assholes.
Be nice? Nah, people take advantage of that shit.
Relationships are like fine wine. They’re expensive and eventually you just end up with a headache.
Tomorrow isn’t promised… Cuss them out today.
I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.