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Cynical Quotes

It’s never too late to stop giving a fuck.

It’s never too late…

I’m not interested in you, but we can be friends. By friends I mean don’t ever speak to me again.

I’m not interested in you…

When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. And that tells you everything you need to know about marriage.

When someone is murdered…

People say “I love you” is the best thing to hear. But what about “All charges dismissed”?

People say…

If it doesn't affect your pay, don't let it affect your day.

If it doesn’t affect…

“Everything happens for a reason”... So you mean I was meant to be this fucked up?

“Everything happens for a reason”…

In the end they’ll judge me anyway, so whatever. - Kid Cudi

In the end…

Them: You’re fucking psychopath. Me: At least I’m on a path. Sort your life out motherfuckers.

Them: You’re fucking psychopath…

Laugh with many. Don’t trust any.

Laugh with many…

They say the good die young. Lucky for me I’m an asshole.

They say the good die young…