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Don't like me? Fuck off. Problem solved.

Don’t like me? Fuck off. Problem solved.

I love free speech. I also love ignore, mute and block.

I love free speech. I also love ignore, mute and block.

Some people’s birth certificates should be an apology letters from the condom factory.

Some people’s birth certificates should be an apology letters from the condom factory.

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.

A cat looks down upon a man, and a dog looks looks up to a man, but a pig will look a man in the eye and see his equal. – Winston Churchill

A cat looks down upon a man, and a dog looks looks up to a man, but a pig will look a man in the eye and see his equal. – Winston Churchill

71% of our planet is covered by water. 28,9 is covered by fucking idiots.

71% of our planet is covered by water. 28,9 is covered by fucking idiots.

52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.

52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.

RULE NUMBER ONE: Fuck what they think.

RULE NUMBER ONE: Fuck what they think.

A large group of people is called a “NO THANKS”

A large group of people is called a “NO THANKS”