Demotivational Quotes

Life is what happens when you’re busy reading inspirational quotes.
If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.
Everything is bad and everyone is dumb.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. - Steven Wright
Every group needs its twat, and if you’re in a group of people and there isn’t a twat, then it’s you. - Angus Watson
Some trite inspirational quote about overcoming things or some shit. I don’t know. Fuck off.
If you never try anything new, you’ll miss out on many of life’s great disappointments.
When life knocks you down, stay there and take a nap.
Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.
Have you ever looked around you and thought I'm too sober for this shit!
Three stages of life: 1. Birth, 2. What the fuck is this, 3. Death
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
Someone needs to create a new essential oil called "Leave Me The Hell Alone". I’d rub that shit all over me.
I know everything happens for a reason, but what the fuck?
Every day is Friday when you’re unemployed.
Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy! - Darynda Jones
For every time I gave a fuck, that fuck fucked me over.
We wanted to be adults so bad. Now look at us. Just fucking look.
Life hack: you can’t do anything wrong if you don’t do anything at all.
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try ... - Homer Simpson