Demotivational Quotes

If you changed everything about you, I’d love you just the way you are.

If you changed everything about you, I’d love you just the way you are.

Dream Small. It’s your only hope for success, really

Dream Small. It’s your only hope for success, really

Eggs are eggs, but some are rotten; and so hopes are hopes, but many of them are delusions.

Eggs are eggs, but some are rotten; and so hopes are hopes, but many of them are delusions.

Better discourage a man’s climbing than help him to break his neck.

Better discourage a man’s climbing than help him to break his neck.

If at first you don’t succeed, give up and try something else.

If at first you don’t succeed, give up and try something else.

You’re only as cheap as your most recent inspirational quote.

You’re only as cheap as your most recent .

When someone says you’re one in a million, what they’re really saying is that there are over 7000 people just like you.

When someone says you’re one in a million, what they’re really saying is that there are over 7000 people just like you.

When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.

When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.

Not everything is a lesson. Sometimes you just fail. - Rainn Wilson

Not everything is a lesson. Sometimes you just fail. – Rainn Wilson

Start each day with a goal so you have something to fuck up.

Start each day with a goal so you have something to fuck up.