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Demotivational Quotes

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

This too shall pass…

Being alive is so fucking expensive!

Being alive…

My doctor asked me if I ever had a stress test. “Yes” I replied. It’s called life.

My doctor asked…

Thanks for your two cents, but I'll give you a whole quarter if you shut the fuck up.

Thanks…

Take a deep breath. This is life. You are supposed to fuck up sometimes.

Take a deep breath…

We’re all fucked up. Some of us just don’t lie about it.

We’re all fucked up…

Get up. Dust off. Yell fuck. Start again.

Get up…

Dear life, I’ve had enough bullshit to last a while. Can we take a little break, please?!

Dear life, I’ve had enough…

When one door closes and another opens, you are probably in prison.

When one door closes…

Only kids count sheep to fall asleep. Count your debts, your mistakes, your heartache and cry yourself to sleep like a grownup.

Only kids count sheep…