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Can’t fall asleep? Good. Your dreams will never come true anyway.

Can’t fall asleep? Good. Your dreams will never come true anyway.

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance… The 5 stages of waking up.

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance… The 5 stages of waking up.

Free speech is nice but also shut the fuck up sometimes.

Free speech is nice but also shut the fuck up sometimes.

Every bad thing that happens today is a direct result of choosing to get out of bed.

Every bad thing that happens today is a direct result of choosing to get out of bed.

Every day I arrive at work with good intentions and great attitude… Then idiots happen.

Every day I arrive at work with good intentions and great attitude… Then idiots happen.

Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.

Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.

“Be yourself” is about the worst advice you can give to some people. – Thomas L. Masson

“Be yourself” is about the worst advice you can give to some people. – Thomas L. Masson

Masturbation is the only thing that isn't taxed, regulated, or illegal. That's your "freedom". You're free to go fuck yourself.

Masturbation is the only thing that isn’t taxed, regulated, or illegal. That’s your “freedom”. You’re free to go fuck yourself.

Of course life is a bitch. If it was a slut it would be easy.

Of course life is a bitch. If it was a slut it would be easy.

Life is a dick, sometimes it gets hard for no reason.

Life is a dick, sometimes it gets hard for no reason.