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Sometimes doing a good job at work is like wetting your pants in a dark suit – you get a warm feeling, but nobody else notices.

Sometimes doing a good job…

Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.

Life is…

Apart from being physically exhausted, financially challenged, overweight and mentally unstable, everything’s going really well. Thanks.

Apart from being…

With my luck, I'll probably die the day after I finally get my shit together.

With my luck…

Just be yourself isn’t always good advice.

Just be yourself…

People say “go big or go home”, as if going home were a bad thing. Hell yeah I wanna go home. And I’m gonna take a nap when I get there.

People say “go big…

Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you fucking know everything.

Unless your name is Google…

Your opinion matters. Not to me, but I’m sure someone somewhere cares at least a little bit.

Your opinion matters…

DREAM BIG… But from bed where there are no people.

DREAM BIG…

Hard work pays off eventually, but laziness pays off now.

Hard work…