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Demotivational Quotes

Looking at inspirational quotes to feel better is like looking at a treadmill to lose weight.

Looking at inspirational quotes…

Every morning is another chance to have a less awful day.

Every morning…

I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later. - Mitch Hedberg

I’m sick of following my dreams…

Dream Big, Set Goals. Write goals on a nice paper and never look at them again.

Dream Big…

By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

By replacing…

Those who doubt your ability probably have a valid reason.

Those who doubt…

Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person, so… maybe calm down.

Every dead body on Mt. Everest…

No one in charge of your happiness but you. But should you really be put in charge of anything?

No one in charge…

If you changed everything about you, I’d love you just the way you are.

If you changed…

Dream Small. It’s your only hope for success, really

Dream Small…