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Demotivational Quotes

If you eat well, get good sleep, exercise, and drink plenty of water, you’ll die anyway.

If you eat well…

Sometimes when you give a fuck, that fuck fucks you up.

Sometimes when you give a fuck…

Once upon a time I was sweet and innocent. Then shit happened!

Once upon a time…

Follow your brain. Your heart is stupid as shit.

Follow your brain…

Life is like a monkey… It throws shit at you.

Life is like a monkey…

Another fine day ruined by responsibility.

Another fine day…

Can’t fall asleep? Good. Your dreams will never come true anyway.

Can’t fall asleep?…

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance… The 5 stages of waking up.

Denial…

Free speech is nice but also shut the fuck up sometimes.

Free speech is nice…

Every bad thing that happens today is a direct result of choosing to get out of bed.

Every bad thing…