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My entire life can be summed up in one sentence: “Well, that didn’t go as planned” – Darynda Jones

My entire life can be summed up in one sentence: “Well, that didn’t go as planned” – Darynda Jones

If each day is a gift…Can we get a refund on a shitty ones?

If each day is a gift…Can we get a refund on a shitty ones?

If it’s the thought that counts then I should probably be in jail.

If it’s the thought that counts then I should probably be in jail.

Every day is another opportunity to fuck it all up again.

Every day is another opportunity to fuck it all up again.

Don’t worry about getting older. You’re still going to do dumb stuff, only slower.

Don’t worry about getting older. You’re still going to do dumb stuff, only slower.

Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all. – Kurt Cobain

Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all. – Kurt Cobain

Being single is lonely. Being in a relationship is stressful. Just talking to people is fucking annoying. You really can’t win.

Being single is lonely. Being in a relationship is stressful. Just talking to people is fucking annoying. You really can’t win.

pen-minded. your brains fall out. - G.K. Chesterton.

Do not be so open-minded. your brains fall out. – G.K. Chesterton.

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re fucked.

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re fucked.

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.