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“Be yourself” is about the worst advice you can give to some people. – Thomas L. Masson

“Be yourself”…

Masturbation is the only thing that isn't taxed, regulated, or illegal. That's your "freedom". You're free to go fuck yourself.

Masturbation…

Of course life is a bitch. If it was a slut it would be easy.

Of course life is a bitch…

Life is a dick, sometimes it gets hard for no reason.

Life is a dick…

Edit | | Trash | View admin Attitude, Funny, Offensive, Rude, Sarcastic —No tags —No comments Published 2020/04/01 0 0 Focus keyphrase not set. Needs improvement Select It’s very hard to make friends as an adult because once you’re an adult you’ve realized you hate everyone. It’s very hard to make friends as an adult because once you’re an adult you’ve realized you hate everyone.

It’s very hard…

If I actually “spoke my mind” I’d be in deep shit.

If I actually “spoke my mind”…

My entire life can be summed up in one sentence: “Well, that didn’t go as planned” – Darynda Jones

My entire life…

If each day is a gift…Can we get a refund on a shitty ones?

If each day is a gift…

If it’s the thought that counts then I should probably be in jail.

If it’s the thought that counts…

Every day is another opportunity to fuck it all up again.

Every day is…