Quotes by Funny

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance… The 5 stages of waking up.

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Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female.

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Are we having some drinks, or are we having some dranks? Need to dress accordingly.

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Free speech is nice but also shut the fuck up sometimes.

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Have you ever noticed that the people who tell you to calm down are the ones that pissed you off in the first place?

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Everyone complains about a lack of money, but none complain about a lack of brains. – Jewish proverb

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Do you ever feel the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t talking?

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Best friends are those who don’t say anything when you show up at their door with a dead body. They just grab a shovel and follow you.

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Every bad thing that happens today is a direct result of choosing to get out of bed.

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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I need it.

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