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Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

A FACT OF LIFE: After monday and tuesday, even the calendar says WTF

A FACT OF LIFE: After monday and tuesday, even the calendar says WTF

Always carry a little crazy with you. You never know when you’ll need it.

Always carry a little crazy with you. You never know when you’ll need it.

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.

A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone.

A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone.

A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.

A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.