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Immature: A word used by boring people to describe fun people.

IMMATURE…

Love is cuddling until you fall asleep together... Even though you know he farts in his sleep... All damn night.

Love is cuddling…

WIFE: Washing, Ironing, Fucking, Etc.

WIFE…

My mouth has no filter. I say whatever I please. And most of the time I am just as shocked as you.

My mouth has no filter…

All the problems are stuck between "Mind" and "Matter". If you don't mind it doesn't matter.

All the problems…

Every girl is a doll. Either Barbie or Annabelle.

Every girl is a doll…

The only BS I need in my life is BEER and SEX.

The only BS…

I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.

I know right from wrong…

Before I have coffee, everyone is an asshole. After I have coffee, everyone is still an asshole, but I have coffee.

Before I have coffee…

They say we learn from our mistakes. That is why I'm making as many as possible. I'll soon be a genius.

They say…