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Before we work on artificial intelligence why don't we do something about natural stupidity? - Steve Polyak

Before we work on…

Behind every man is a woman resisting the urge to choke him.

Behind every man…

Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car.

Making fun of someone…

As I have grown older…

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. – Robin Williams

God gave men…

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.

Handle every stressful situation…

Anything is possible with the right attitude, a sledge hammer and some duct tape.

Anything is possible…

I love free speech. I also love ignore, mute and block.

I love free speech…

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Alcohol doesn’t…

A FACT OF LIFE: After monday and tuesday, even the calendar says WTF

A FACT OF LIFE…