Quotes by Inappropriate

Happiness comes from within. That’s why it feels good to fart.

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Masturbation is the only thing that isn’t taxed, regulated, or illeagal. That’s your “freedom”. You’re free to go fuck yourself.

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Of course life is a bitch. If it was a slut it would be easy.

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Life is a dick, sometimes it gets hard for no reason.

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Men look at woman’s behind and go “wow! What an ass!” Woman look at man’s face and think the same.

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How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

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Before you speak, listen. Before you act, think. Before you give up try. Before you take a shit, make sure there is toilet paper.

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Don’t make excuses for nasty people. You can’t put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.

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Complaining is mouth farting. And like any farting, I don’t mind hearing my own, but I don’t want to hear anyone else’s.

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Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re fucked.

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