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Mindset is everything. Mine is pretty much always “Fuck this shit”.

Mindset is everything…

It’s a joke not a dick, don’t take it so hard.

It’s a joke…

A simple hello could lead to a million things. Like butt touches.

A simple hello…

I say “fuck” so much I literally forgot it offends some people.

I say “fuck” so much…

If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up, and shove up it up your ass.

If you have a problem with me…

I seriously need a good fucking from something other than life.

I seriously need…

I just farted. That’s as close to a giving a shit as you going to get.

I just farted…

FUCK: A precious resource you can choose to give or not to give depending on the circumstances.

FUCK: A precious resource…

Life is like a penis. It’s short, but seems long when it gets hard.

Life is like a penis…

They say penis size is related to shoe size. That makes clowns much more scarier.

They say penis size…