Inappropriate Quotes

I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but I'm pretty sure you'd be disappointed.

I’d tell you to go fuck yourself…

It’s like my mom always said, “What the fuck is wrong with you?”

It’s like my mom always said…

Maybe if we wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.

Maybe if we wait…

I wonder how long is life going to fuck me until it just wants to cuddle?

I wonder how long…

It’s never too late to stop giving a fuck.

It’s never too late…

It’s a bird, It’s a plane... No wait, it’s a flying fuck I don’t give.

It’s a bird…

I’m nice, but I'm also an asshole. I have a big heart, but fuck everyone. I care, but I also really don’t give a fuck. Hope all this makes sense.

I’m nice…

Them: You’re fucking psychopath. Me: At least I’m on a path. Sort your life out motherfuckers.

Them: You’re fucking psychopath…

At least life wants to fuck me.

At least life wants…

Once upon a time, someone, somewhere, finally stopped caring and FUCK THIS SHIT was born.

Once upon a time…