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FUCK: A precious resource you can choose to give or not to give depending on the circumstances.

FUCK: A precious resource…

Life is like a penis. It’s short, but seems long when it gets hard.

Life is like a penis…

They say penis size is related to shoe size. That makes clowns much more scarier.

They say penis size…

I'm not sure how you have your foot in your mouth, head in your ass, and nose in my business. Yet here we are you fucking wizard.

I’m not sure how…

You should wear a condom on your head. Because If you are going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one.

You should wear…

If you’re going to be an asshole be an awesome asshole, because nobody likes a shitty asshole.

If you’re going to be…

When a man is trying to make a decision, it’s often a struggle between his head and his heart. Then his penis walks in and says, “relax guys, I got this”.

When a man is trying…

I don’t need you. One assholein my pants is quite enough.

I don’t need you…

How much dip would a dipshit shit if a dipshit could shit dip

How much dip…

Some people shit from their mouths and talk thru their asses.

Some people shit…