Inappropriate Quotes

We acknowledge that there is no ā€œIā€ in team, but there is definitely a ā€œUā€ in cunt.

We acknowledge…

Some people will never appreciate the word "FUCK". Fuck those unappreciative mothefuckers.

Some people will never…

Imagine how cool it would be if we lost weight every time we farted.

Imagine how cool…

My age is very inappropriate for my behaviour.

My age…

Every group needs its twat, and if youā€™re in a group of people and there isnā€™t a twat, then itā€™s you. - Angus Watson

Every group needs…

For every time I gave a fuck, that fuck fucked me over.

For every time…

https://rusafu.com/mind-dont-say-shit-just-let-it-go-its-not-worth-it-mouth-who-the-fuck-you-think

Mind…

Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release. So if I tell you to go fuck yourself itā€™s because I care.

Orgasms…

I used to be so nice and sweet. Now Iā€™m just like fuck you, fuck that, fuck everybody.

I used to be so nice…

Life is like sex, you can either lay back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it.

Life is like sex…