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A lot of us fell in love with someone we should of only fucked once.

A lot of us…

FUCK: The only fucking word that can be put every fuckingwhere and still make fucking sense.

FUCK…

How come when a woman is pregnant everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations but no one rubs your balls and says good job?

How come…

Life is a bitch. So learn how to fuck it.

Life is a bitch…

Love is cuddling until you fall asleep together... Even though you know he farts in his sleep... All damn night.

Love is cuddling…

WIFE: Washing, Ironing, Fucking, Etc.

WIFE…

Fuck the fucking fuckers before the fucking fuckers fuck you.

Fuck the fucking fuckers…

DEJA POO: The feeling that you've heard that crap before.

DEJA POO…

Women don’t fart. They do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sound like a unicorn’s laughter and smell like rainbows.

Women don’t fart…

Sometimes you just need to take a break from everything and fuck a little... or a lot.

Sometimes you just need…