Inappropriate Quotes

Being a dick won’t make yours any bigger.

Being a dick won’t make yours any bigger.

Life is like toilet paper. You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

Stress is caused by giving a fuck.

Stress is caused by giving a fuck.

52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.

52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.