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Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your purse or wallet were ever in a strippers butt crack? I bet you’re wondering now. Have a nice day!

Have you ever wondered…

I'm honestly convinced some women don't fart. They just hold it in, and it comes out as drama.

I’m honestly convinced…

I don't get this whole, "no fucks given thing"... I have a ton of fucks to give: fuck off, fuck you, fuck that,fuck this...

I don’t get…

Your flexibility amazes me. How do you get your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time?

Your flexibility…

In a room full of dicks You should not be an asshole.

In a room full of dicks…

I swear some people must have been conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.

I swear…

Just how deep is the average vagina, actually? Deep enough for a man to lose his house, his car, his dog, and half of his savings and assets.

Just how deep…

If I ever give a flying fuck, it'll be because it's sex position.

If I ever give a flying fuck…

Having a bad day? You could be a siamese twin attached to a gay brother who has a date and you you're the only one with an ass

Having a bad day?…

Three rules for life: 1 Fuck, 2 Don't give a fuck, 3 Don't be fucked over

THREE RULES FOR LIFE…