Inappropriate Quotes

More money is spent on boob jobs and viagra than on alzheimer's research. By 2040 the elderly will have perky tits, stiff cocks, and no fucking idea why!

More money…

A fuck must be earned. I can't go down the street with a bucket of fucks, giving them out to everyone. If I feel that you earned it, I will give a fuck.

A fuck must be earned…

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from.

Never hold…

The longer you stay single, the more they fuck your future wife.

The longer you stay single…

Think old and you'll be old. Think young and you'll be a delusional old fart.

Think old and you’ll be old…

The biggest step in any relationships isn’t the first kiss. It is the first fart.

The biggest step…

Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.

Fart…

Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. – Betty White

Why do people say…

I have a pretty big ass, so when I half ass something you’re still getting something impressive.

I have a pretty big ass…

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

If people are talking…