Inappropriate Quotes

Once upon a time, someone, somewhere, finally stopped caring and FUCK THIS SHIT was born.

Once upon a time…

When you are feeling powerless just remember, a single one of your turds can shut down an entire water park.

When you are feeling powerless…

I wish I had as much confidence as my cat does when he licks his ass in the middle of a room full of people.

I wish I had…

I’m kind of like a finger in the ass. I’m either a wonderful surprise or make everything fucking awkward and uncomfortable.

I’m kind of…

Quit getting offended at cuss words. I said “Fuck”, I didn’t smack your baby... Get the fuck over it. Fuck.

Quit getting offended…

If you’re going to act like a turd go lay in the yard.

If you’re going to act…

Don't fuck with people who fuck with people you don't fuck with. Because people that eat together, speak together... and guess who's the topic?

Don’t fuck with people…

Learn to fuck with people exactly how they fuck with you, nothing more and nothing less. It'll save you lots of time and energy.

Learn to fuck…

You should give a fuck. You really should, but only about things that set your soul on fire. Set your fucks for magical shit.

You should give a fuck…

Life would be a lot more fun if everyone’s middle name was motherfucking.

Life would be…