Inappropriate Quotes

How old were you when you found out LMAO means "Lick Me All Over"?

How old were you…

Dudes with small pee pees have the most fucked up attitudes. Calm down, push pop

Dudes with small pee pees…

Everyone should believe in something. I believe you should go fuck yourself.

Everyone should believe…

Kissing ass is a class I didn't pass.

Kissing ass…

Take me as I am, or kiss my ass, eat shit, and step on a lego.

Take me as I am…

Switch up your swear words. Keep them potent. Call someone a piece of fuck. Tell someone to go shit themselves. Keep the magic alive.

Switch up your swear words…

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to fuck me up.

I like my mornings…

Don't think you're sexy just cause you got boobs. My dog has 8.

Don’t think you’re sexy…

The FUCKENING: When your day is going well and you don’t trust it and some shit finally goes down. Ah, there it is, the fuckening.

The FUCKENING…

You deserve peace. Normalize telling people to fuck off.

You deserve peace…