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I’m kind of like a finger in the ass. I’m either a wonderful surprise or make everything fucking awkward and uncomfortable.

I’m kind of…

Quit getting offended at cuss words. I said “Fuck”, I didn’t smack your baby... Get the fuck over it. Fuck.

Quit getting offended…

If you’re going to act like a turd go lay in the yard.

If you’re going to act…

Don't fuck with people who fuck with people you don't fuck with. Because people that eat together, speak together... and guess who's the topic?

Don’t fuck with people…

Learn to fuck with people exactly how they fuck with you, nothing more and nothing less. It'll save you lots of time and energy.

Learn to fuck…

You should give a fuck. You really should, but only about things that set your soul on fire. Set your fucks for magical shit.

You should give a fuck…

Life would be a lot more fun if everyone’s middle name was motherfucking.

Life would be…

Do something fucking nice for someone! Leave them the fuck alone. They don’t need your fucking bullshit!

Do something fucking nice…

Every day it’s just dumb motherfuckers dumb motherfuckering.

Every day it’s just …

Don’t be the bigger person today. Be the person that helps them understand that sometimes when you fuck around you find out.

Don’t be the bigger person…