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Do something fucking nice for someone! Leave them the fuck alone. They don’t need your fucking bullshit!

Do something fucking nice…

Every day it’s just dumb motherfuckers dumb motherfuckering.

Every day it’s just …

Don’t be the bigger person today. Be the person that helps them understand that sometimes when you fuck around you find out.

Don’t be the bigger person…

A person can only kiss so much ass before they choke on shit.

A person can only kiss…

“Nice, but kind of fucked up.” This is how my friends describing me.

“Nice, but…

It takes a whole lot of meditating, healing and woosahs to find that inner peace... and also a lot of fuck this and fuck that.

It takes a whole lot…

If you can’t handle the sass, you can’t handle the ass.

If you can’t handle the sass…

Just so we're clear, I'm way more inappropriate in real life.

Just so we’re clear…

Mindset is everything. Mine is pretty much always “Fuck this shit”.

Mindset is everything…

It’s a joke not a dick, don’t take it so hard.

It’s a joke…