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If you’re going to be an asshole be an awesome asshole, because nobody likes a shitty asshole.

If you’re going to be…

When a man is trying to make a decision, it’s often a struggle between his head and his heart. Then his penis walks in and says, “relax guys, I got this”.

When a man is trying…

I don’t need you. One assholein my pants is quite enough.

I don’t need you…

How much dip would a dipshit shit if a dipshit could shit dip

How much dip…

Some people shit from their mouths and talk thru their asses.

Some people shit…

Fucking with me is like masturbating. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but when you’re done you realized you just fucked yourself.

Fucking with me is like…

I always say what I feel... But I’m bipolar, so I feel a lot... Like... I love you, but you’re a cunt bag twatwaffle, so I hate you, but I hope you’re good. Now fuck off.

I always say what I feel…

Onward buttercup, there is fuckery to spread.

Onward buttercup…

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Give him a pen and he'll probably draw a penis.

Give a man a fish…

They tell you to do what makes you happy. Then they fucking tell you that you drink too much, eat too much and fucking swear too much. What the fuck, that's the shit that makes me happy.

They tell you to do…