Inappropriate

DEJA POO: The feeling that you've heard that crap before.
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The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers... - Robert Kirkman
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Women don’t fart. They do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sound like a unicorn’s laughter and smell like rainbows.
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Sometimes you just need to take a break from everything and fuck a little... or a lot.
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What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together we can stop that shit.
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What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.
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OK, I was wrong, I apologize, UNFUCK YOU.
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I didn't give a fuck. Then I drank RedBull, now I don't give a flying fuck.
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You can cunt on me. One missing letter can destroy friendships.
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You talk so much shit. I don't know whether to offer you a breath mint or toilet paper.
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Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
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Never trust a girl who doesn't fart. Hard telling what else she's holding back from you.
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Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it's probably shit.
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You know the sex is good when it sounds like running in flip flops.
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Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your purse or wallet were ever in a strippers but crack? I bet you're wondering now. Have a nice day!
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I'm honestly convinced some women don't fart. They just hold it in, and it comes out as drama.
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I don't get this whole, "no fucks given thing"... I have a ton of fucks to give: fuck off, fuck you, fuck that,fuck this...
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In a room full of dicks You should not be an asshole.
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I swear some people must have been conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.
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Just how deep is the average vagina, actually? Deep enough for a man to lose his house, his car, his dog, and half of his savings and assets.
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