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Once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy.

Once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy.

People say swearing is an unattractive trait. Good thing I don't give a fuck what people think.

People say swearing is an unattractive trait. Good thing I don’t give a fuck what people think.

I told him to take care of his eyes because they are the only balls he has.

I told him to take care of his eyes because they are the only balls he has.

Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?

Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal? – George Carlin

You know it’s going to be a fucking great story once it starts off with “So this fucker…”

He loved asses so much he became one.

He loved asses so much he became one.

I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm.

I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm.

We acknowledge that there is no “I” in team, but there is definitely a “U” in cunt.

We acknowledge that there is no “I” in team, but there is definitely a “U” in cunt.

Some people will never appreciate the word "FUCK". Fuck those unappreciative mothefuckers.

Some people will never appreciate the word “FUCK”. Fuck those unappreciative mothefuckers.

Imagine how cool it would be if we lost weight every time we farted.

Imagine how cool it would be if we lost weight every time we farted.