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Some people will never appreciate the word "FUCK". Fuck those unappreciative mothefuckers.

Some people will never appreciate the word “FUCK”. Fuck those unappreciative mothefuckers.

Imagine how cool it would be if we lost weight every time we farted.

Imagine how cool it would be if we lost weight every time we farted.

My age is very inappropriate for my behaviour.

My age is very inappropriate for my behaviour.

Every group needs its twat, and if you’re in a group of people and there isn’t a twat, then it’s you. - Angus Watson

Every group needs its twat, and if you’re in a group of people and there isn’t a twat, then it’s you. – Angus Watson

For every time I gave a fuck, that fuck fucked me over.

For every time I gave a fuck, that fuck fucked me over.

https://rusafu.com/mind-dont-say-shit-just-let-it-go-its-not-worth-it-mouth-who-the-fuck-you-think

Mind: Don’t say shit. Just let it go. It’s not worth it. Mouth: Who the fuck you think…

Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release. So if I tell you to go fuck yourself it’s because I care.

Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release. So if I tell you to go fuck yourself it’s because I care.

I used to be so nice and sweet. Now I’m just like fuck you, fuck that, fuck everybody.

I used to be so nice and sweet. Now I’m just like fuck you, fuck that, fuck everybody.

Life is like sex, you can either lay back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it.

Life is like sex, you can either lay back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it.

Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.

Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.