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“Nice, but kind of fucked up.” This is how my friends describing me.

“Nice, but…

It takes a whole lot of meditating, healing and woosahs to find that inner peace... and also a lot of fuck this and fuck that.

It takes a whole lot…

If you can’t handle the sass, you can’t handle the ass.

If you can’t handle the sass…

Just so we're clear, I'm way more inappropriate in real life.

Just so we’re clear…

Mindset is everything. Mine is pretty much always “Fuck this shit”.

Mindset is everything…

It’s a joke not a dick, don’t take it so hard.

It’s a joke…

A simple hello could lead to a million things. Like butt touches.

A simple hello…

I say “fuck” so much I literally forgot it offends some people.

I say “fuck” so much…

If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up, and shove up it up your ass.

If you have a problem with me…

I seriously need a good fucking from something other than life.

I seriously need…