Inappropriate Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings, Remarks

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re fucked.
Life is like a dick. Sometimes it's up... Sometimes it's down... But it won't be hard forever.
Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.