Inappropriate Quotes

I say “fuck” so much I literally forgot it offends some people.

I say “fuck” so much…

If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up, and shove up it up your ass.

If you have a problem with me…

I seriously need a good fucking from something other than life.

I seriously need…

I just farted. That’s as close to a giving a shit as you going to get.

I just farted…

FUCK: A precious resource you can choose to give or not to give depending on the circumstances.

FUCK: A precious resource…

Life is like a penis. It’s short, but seems long when it gets hard.

Life is like a penis…

They say penis size is related to shoe size. That makes clowns much more scarier.

They say penis size…

I'm not sure how you have your foot in your mouth, head in your ass, and nose in my business. Yet here we are you fucking wizard.

I’m not sure how…

You should wear a condom on your head. Because If you are going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one.

You should wear…

If you’re going to be an asshole be an awesome asshole, because nobody likes a shitty asshole.

If you’re going to be…