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Inspirational Quotes

Always keep your chin up. Otherwise you are just looking at your own boobs all day.

Always keep your chin up…

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher.

Hold your head high…

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.

Handle every stressful situation…

Anything is possible with the right attitude, a sledge hammer and some duct tape.

Anything is possible…

Only dead fish go with the flow.

Only dead fish…