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Inspirational Quotes

Crying about a broken heart all day is childish. Get drunk and set shit on fire, like an adult.

Crying about a broken heart…

The best way to lose weight is to only eat inspirational quotes.

The best way to lose weight…

When things seem especially rough just ask yourself “did I just shit my pants today?” and if the answer is no, you’re doing alright.

When things seem…

Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.

Just because you’re trash…

Exist on your own damned terms.

Exist on…

If life gives you lemons, add vodka.

If life gives you lemons…

Sometimes you have to flip out and go bat shit crazy to make a point.

Sometimes you have to…

When life shuts a door... open it again. It’s a door. That' how they work.

When life shuts a door…

Don't let wack ass people fuck with your dope ass energy.

Don’t let wack ass people…

Doing crazy shit is what makes life worth living.

Doing crazy shit…