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If your path demands you to walk through Hell, walk as if you own the place. - Darynda Jones

If your path demands…

When you are feeling powerless just remember, a single one of your turds can shut down an entire water park.

When you are feeling powerless…

Never fight until you have to. But when it's time to fight, you fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark... and brother, it's startin' to rain.

Never fight until…

Don’t just seize the day. Lay the day over your lap and give it a good spanking.

Don’t just seize the day…

Next time you're feeling down remember life is all about perspective. I have a friend who has sex 2-3 times a day, exercises twice a day, reads two books a week yet every day he complains about how much he hates prison.

Next time you’re feeling…

Be yourself. Even if you’re fucking crazy. Stop worrying about normal people judging your cool weird ass.

Be yourself…

You do you! And if people don’t like it they can fuck off. They’re not your people.

You do you…

Fuck waiting for the “right time”. The clock’s been ticking since you were born. Make it happen now.

Fuck waiting…

Just fucking own it. And if people don't like it, well who gives a shit.

Just fucking own it…

Don’t be a lazy fuck. Get off your fucking ass and fucking get shit done.

Don’t be a lazy fuck…