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Life is about kicking ass, not kissing it.
Learn a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.
Some people will only like you if you fit inside their box. Don’t be afraid to shove that box up their ass.
People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you.
If you’re going to be an ass, remember to be a smart one, not a dumb one.
If you dream big enough, anything can come true. Just kidding. Get back to work.
Sometimes the most soul cleansing, spiritual thing you can do is to tell someone to fuck off.
Life is too short to worry about what others say or think about you. So just enjoy life, have fun, and give them something to talk about.
Don’t half ass anything. Whatever you do, always use your full ass.
Sometimes I have to tell myself it’s just not worth the jail time.