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Be happy. It drives people crazy.

Be happy…

Life is like sex, you can either lay back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it.

Life is like sex…

When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile and very politely say "you hit like a bitch".

When life knocks you…

Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away. Other times, you have to be the bigger bitch to remind them who they're dealing with.

Sometimes you have to…

The glass can be half empty or half full as long as there’s whiskey in it.

The glass can be…

Sometimes you just have to chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on.

Sometimes you just have to…

Life is going to get hard sometimes, so get the fuck up and get your shit together. You are either an ocean or a puddle, don't be a puddle. People walk through puddles like they are nothing. Oceans fucking destroy cities.

Life is going to get hard…

It's never too late to get your shit together.

It’s never too late…

When life puts you in tough situations don't say "why me" say "try me".

When life puts you…

Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, regret nothing, and don't let people bring you down.

Life is too short…