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Some people will only like you if you fit inside their box. Don’t be afraid to shove that box up their ass.

Some people…

People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you.

People will hate you…

If you’re going to be an ass, remember to be a smart one, not a dumb one.

If you’re going to be an ass…

If you dream big enough, anything can come true. Just kidding. Get back to work.

If you dream big…

Sometimes the most soul cleansing, spiritual thing you can do is to tell someone to fuck off.

Sometimes…

Life is too short to worry about what others say or think about you. So just enjoy life, have fun, and give them something to talk about.

Life is too short…

Don’t half ass anything. Whatever you do, always use your full ass.

Don’t half ass anything…

Sometimes I have to tell myself it’s just not worth the jail time.

Sometimes I have to tell myself…

If you see your glass as half empty, pour it into a smaller glass and stop bitching.

If you see your glass as half empty…

You can be a good person with a beautiful spirit and still be able to tell someone to go fuck themselves when needed.

You can be a good person…