Insulting

How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.
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I suck at apologies, so…unfuck you or whatever.
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Mirrors don’t lie. And lucky for you they don’t laugh either.
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Before we work on artificial intelligence why don't we do something about natural stupidity? - Steve Polyak
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Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it becomes beautiful day.
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God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. – Robin Williams
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Do what the fuck you want. Because in the end people are assholes and will judge you anyway.
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Some people’s birth certificates should be an apology letters from the condom factory.
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Be careful when you blindly follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
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A cat looks down upon a man, and a dog looks looks up to a man, but a pig will look a man in the eye and see his equal. – Winston Churchill
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71% of our planet is covered by water. 28,9 is covered by fucking idiots.
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