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Forgiving you means I no longer dwell on what an asshole you are. It doesn’t mean you are no longer an asshole.

Forgiving you means I no longer dwell on what an asshole you are. It doesn’t mean you are no longer an asshole.

Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.

Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.

I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.

I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.

I don't need the last laugh. I've been laughing at your dumb ass the entire time.

I don’t need the last laugh. I’ve been laughing at your dumb ass the entire time.

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

I would love to insult you, but I’m afraid I won’t do as well as nature did.

I would love to insult you, but I’m afraid I won’t do as well as nature did.

Well, aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.

Well, aren’t you a waste of two billion years of evolution.

If you don't like the word cunt, then don't act like a cunt, and you won't be called a cunt. Ya cunt.

If you don’t like the word cunt, then don’t act like a cunt, and you won’t be called a cunt. Ya cunt.

I hate when people use their zodiac to justify shitty behaviour like "Sorry I can't help it, I'm a Scorpio". No Susan, you're just a bitch.

I hate when people use their zodiac to justify shitty behaviour like “Sorry I can’t help it, I’m a Scorpio”. No Susan, you’re just a bitch.

If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.