Insulting Quotes

Be the piece of shit you want to be, not the piece of shit everyone thinks you are.

Ignoranus: Someone who is both stupid and an asshole.

Every group needs its twat, and if you’re in a group of people and there isn’t a twat, then it’s you. – Angus Watson

Forgiving you means I no longer dwell on what an asshole you are. It doesn’t mean you are no longer an asshole.

Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.

I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.

I don’t need the last laugh. I’ve been laughing at your dumb ass the entire time.

I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

I would love to insult you, but I’m afraid I won’t do as well as nature did.

Well, aren’t you a waste of two billion years of evolution.