Do you ever meet someone and think dumbass, then listen to them and think bloody fucking dumbass?
Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
I’m not a proctologist but I know an asshole when I see one.
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Do what the fuck you want. Because in the end people are assholes and will judge you anyway.