Insulting Quotes

If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

If you can’t look back…

People like to say they are "Real", but they don't say real what. Real shady, real needy, a real piece of shit. Sorry, but I need you to be more specific.

People like…

Bitch Please, I'm so freaking fabulous, I pee glitter, shit cupcakes, and fart rainbows.

Bitch Please…

You remind me of a penny. Worthless, two-faced,and inside everyone's pants.

You remind me…

Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.

Do you know…

If laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world.

If laughter…

I guess those enlargement pills are working because you're twice the dick you were yesterday.

I guess…

ASKHOLE: A person who constantly asks for advice then does the opposite of what you told them.

ASKHOLE…

Think old and you'll be old. Think young and you'll be a delusional old fart.

Think old and you’ll be old…

Scientists say the world is made up of Photons, Neutrons, and Electrons. Hell, they forgot to mention Morons.

Scientists say…