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ASKHOLE: A person who constantly asks for advice then does the opposite of what you told them.

ASKHOLE…

Think old and you'll be old. Think young and you'll be a delusional old fart.

Think old and you’ll be old…

Scientists say the world is made up of Photons, Neutrons, and Electrons. Hell, they forgot to mention Morons.

Scientists say…

Some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.

Some people…

Do you ever meet someone and think dumbass, then listen to them and think bloody fucking dumbass?

Do you ever meet someone…

Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Bitch please…

I’m not a proctologist but I know an asshole when I see one.

I’m not a proctologist…

How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

How is a woman like a condom?…

Do what the fuck you want. Because in the end people are assholes and will judge you anyway.

Do what the fuck you want…