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Sometimes I have to tell myself it’s just not worth the jail time.

Sometimes I have to tell myself it’s just not worth the jail time.

I would rather be known in life as an Honest Sinner, than a Lying Hypocrite.

I would rather be known in life as an Honest Sinner, than a Lying Hypocrite.

My entire life can be summed up in one sentence: “Well, that didn’t go as planned” – Darynda Jones

My entire life can be summed up in one sentence: “Well, that didn’t go as planned” – Darynda Jones

Every day of my life forces me to add another name to the list of people who can kiss my fucking ass.

Every day of my life forces me to add another name to the list of people who can kiss my fucking ass.

KARMASUTRA: When life fucks you in all sorts of creative ways.

KARMASUTRA: When life fucks you in all sorts of creative ways.

Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all. – Kurt Cobain

Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all. – Kurt Cobain

I love being me. It pisses off all the right people.

I love being me. It pisses off all the right people.

Maybe it’s not life that sucks. Maybe it’s just the people you let in your life that suck.

Maybe it’s not life that sucks. Maybe it’s just the people you let in your life that suck.

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re fucked.

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re fucked.

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher.

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher.