Life Quotes

Whenever the brain and the heart fight, it's always the liver that suffers.

Whenever the brain and the heart fight, it’s always the liver that suffers.

Every time I say "Life can't get more fucked up". Life replies, "Challenge accepted".

Every time I say “Life can’t get more fucked up”. Life replies, “Challenge accepted”.

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.

Life is like toilet paper. You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.