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My entire life can be summed up in one sentence: “Well, that didn’t go as planned” – Darynda Jones

My entire life…

Every day of my life forces me to add another name to the list of people who can kiss my fucking ass.

Every day of my life…

KARMASUTRA: When life fucks you in all sorts of creative ways.

KARMASUTRA…

Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all. – Kurt Cobain

Nobody dies a virgin…

I love being me. It pisses off all the right people.

I love being me…

Maybe it’s not life that sucks. Maybe it’s just the people you let in your life that suck.

Maybe it’s not life…

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re fucked.

Before sex…

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher.

Hold your head high…

Life is like a dick. Sometimes it's up... Sometimes it's down... But it won't be hard forever.

Life is…

Whenever the brain and the heart fight, it's always the liver that suffers.

Whenever the brain…