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My doctor asked me if I ever had a stress test. “Yes” I replied. It’s called life.

My doctor asked…

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.

My life feels…

Life would be a lot more fun if everyone’s middle name was motherfucking.

Life would be…

Take a deep breath. This is life. You are supposed to fuck up sometimes.

Take a deep breath…

Life is too short to pretend you're not into some kinky shit.

Life is too short…

Never tell me to calm down because “life is too short” so is my temper, bitch.

Never tell me…

The key to a good life is not giving a fuck about more; it’s giving a fuck about less, giving a fuck about only what is true and immediate and important. - Mark Manson

The key to a good life…

I have never faked sarcasm in my life.

I have never faked…

Just so we're clear, I'm way more inappropriate in real life.

Just so we’re clear…

If you think life is too short, get a shitty job

If you think life is too short…