Offensive Quotes

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in a bad mood or if everyone around me is really fucking annoying.
Everything is bad and everyone is dumb.
Ignoranus: Someone who is both stupid and an asshole.
Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exist in the world.
No matter what you are going through, always try and help people. So instead of saying “Fuck off” ask, “How can I help you to fuck off?”
Every group needs its twat, and if you’re in a group of people and there isn’t a twat, then it’s you. - Angus Watson
Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.
If you didn't hear it with your own ears, or see it with your own eyes, then don't invent it with your small mind, and share it with your big mouth.
My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off.
The number of times I think “Shut the fuck up” while people are talking is getting out of hand.
Before you judge me please understand that I don't give a shit what you think.
Forgiving you means I no longer dwell on what an asshole you are. It doesn’t mean you are no longer an asshole.
Is being stupid is a new trend? Because everyone is doing it.
I don’t mind being told what to do, as long as the person telling me doesn’t mind being told to fuck off.
People often forget that shutting the fuck up is a good activity for them to consider.
Be the best version of you, unless you’re an asshole. Don’t be a better asshole.
I don’t really get upset over much nowadays. I observe, I listen, and then treat your ass accordingly.
When your opinions can pay my bills that’s when I’ll start paying more attention to you. Till then STFU.
I’ve met some pricks in my time but you sir, are fucking cactus.
Some people speak so much crap, it’s difficult to know whether to offer them toilet paper or a breath mint.