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Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not acceptable for me to point it out?

Why is it acceptable…

I say “fuck” so much I literally forgot it offends some people.

I say “fuck” so much…

If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up, and shove up it up your ass.

If you have a problem with me…

Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out.

Why is it acceptable for you…

I could get on your level, but I don’t like being on my knees as much as you do.

I could get on your level…

Your face is just fine, but you’ll have to put a bag over that personality.

Your face is just fine…

I know I rub a lot of people the wrong way, but in my defence they’re all pussies.

I know I rub…

I'm not sure how you have your foot in your mouth, head in your ass, and nose in my business. Yet here we are you fucking wizard.

I’m not sure how…

I lose track of how many times per day I want to turn and say, “you can't seriously be that fucking stupid”.

I lose track…

You should wear a condom on your head. Because If you are going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one.

You should wear…