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Forget about the zombie apocalypse, it’s never gonna happen. Worry about the dumbass apocalypse, it’s already upon ass.

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I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

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From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

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Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

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Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered… “who ties your shoelaces for you”?

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Free speech is nice but also shut the fuck up sometimes.

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For all the women that brag about how many men want them, just remember the cheapest prices attract the most customers.

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Everyone complains about a lack of money, but none complain about a lack of brains. – Jewish proverb

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Do you ever feel the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t talking?

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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