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You are about as pleasant as an itchy butthole.

You are about as pleasant…

People say I have a bad attitude. I say fuck them!

People say…

There’s no award for being stupid so stop competing.

There’s no award…

It’s hard to be a positive person when I’m surrounded by dumb motherfuckers.

It’s hard to be…

Do you want to play a game? It’s called “fuck off”. You go first.

Do you want to play…

Even from all the way over here, I can still see what an asshole you are.

Even from all the way…

I just want to say to anyone I may have offended yesterday, you can go fuck yourself again today.

I just want to say…

You find it offensive. I find it funny. That’s why I’m happier than you are.

You find it offensive…

Staff meetings are like going to the zoo. You just sit back and watch the monkeys fling shit at each other.

Staff meetings…

One woman’s piece of shit ex boyfriend is some drunk slut’s prince charming.

One woman’s…