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I’ll stop being a sarcastic bastard when you stop being a stupid fuck.

I’ll stop being a sarcastic…

I’ll tell you what we don't have a shortage of. Dumbasses.

I’ll tell you…

I'm exhausted by how stupid everyone is getting.

I’m exhausted…

Them: You’re fucking psychopath. Me: At least I’m on a path. Sort your life out motherfuckers.

Them: You’re fucking psychopath…

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

Support bacteria…

I wrote a song for you. I hope you like it. It’s called “Your Face Pisses Me Off”.

I wrote a song…

When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you’re an asshole. - John Lydon

When you talk…

Everyone is a sneaker motherfucker these days.

Everyone is…

Shut the fuck up. Shut all the way the fuck up until you reach the top of shut fuck mountain, where there are no more fuck ups to shut!

Shut the fuck up…

If you’re going to act like a turd go lay in the yard.

If you’re going to act…