Offensive Quotes

Row, row, row your boat gently the fuck away from me.

Row, row, row your boat…

I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but I'm pretty sure you'd be disappointed.

I’d tell you to go fuck yourself…

I’ll stop being a sarcastic bastard when you stop being a stupid fuck.

I’ll stop being a sarcastic…

I’ll tell you what we don't have a shortage of. Dumbasses.

I’ll tell you…

I'm exhausted by how stupid everyone is getting.

I’m exhausted…

Them: You’re fucking psychopath. Me: At least I’m on a path. Sort your life out motherfuckers.

Them: You’re fucking psychopath…

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

Support bacteria…

I wrote a song for you. I hope you like it. It’s called “Your Face Pisses Me Off”.

I wrote a song…

When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you’re an asshole. - John Lydon

When you talk…

Everyone is a sneaker motherfucker these days.

Everyone is…