Offensive Quotes

Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they’re dead.
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Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
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I wish people were like money, so you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake.
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Spreading rumors about me? Well that’s good... I mean at least you learned to spread something other then your legs!
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I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.
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I’m always forced to do shit I’m not qualified for. Like being nice to fucking idiots.
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It’s never too late to shut the fuck up and mind your own business.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings
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No one is harder on me than me. So take your judgment and shove it up your ass.
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I don't need the last laugh. I've been laughing at your dumb ass the entire time.
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If stupid were a disability, I know a few people that would get a monthly check.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings
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Sorry, it's not my job to blow sunshine up your ass.
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I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but I'm pretty sure you'd fall in love, and then I'd never get rid of you.
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I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
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Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them.
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I end a lot of my sentences with "just saying" because ending the sentence with "dumb ass" would probably be considered offensive.
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If you ask a stupid question, you may feel stupid; if you don’t ask a stupid question, you remain stupid. - Tony Rothman
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No matter how big a hammer you use, you can't pound common sense into stupid people.
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Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
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Most people are assholes. Don't believe me? Next time you see a group of people, yell out "Hey, Asshole". They'll turn and look.
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