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Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they’re dead.

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Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.

I wish people were like money, so you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake.

Spreading rumors about me? Well that’s good... I mean at least you learned to spread something other then your legs!

I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.

I’m always forced to do shit I’m not qualified for. Like being nice to fucking idiots.

It’s never too late to shut the fuck up and mind your own business.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings

No one is harder on me than me. So take your judgment and shove it up your ass.

I don't need the last laugh. I've been laughing at your dumb ass the entire time.

If stupid were a disability, I know a few people that would get a monthly check.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings

Sorry, it's not my job to blow sunshine up your ass.

I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but I'm pretty sure you'd fall in love, and then I'd never get rid of you.

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them.

I end a lot of my sentences with "just saying" because ending the sentence with "dumb ass" would probably be considered offensive.

If you ask a stupid question, you may feel stupid; if you don’t ask a stupid question, you remain stupid. - Tony Rothman

No matter how big a hammer you use, you can't pound common sense into stupid people.

Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

Most people are assholes. Don't believe me? Next time you see a group of people, yell out "Hey, Asshole". They'll turn and look.

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