You give my middle finger an erection.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Even if I had a pocket full of fucks I still wouldn't give you one.
Revenge is not in my plans. You'll fuck yourself on your own
I would love to insult you, but I’m afraid I won’t do as well as nature did.
“How do you sleep at night knowing people don’t like you?” With no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass.
I have to stop saying, "How stupid can you be". I think people are starting to take it as a challenge!
I believe in fuck off at first site.
Well, aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.
Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the the ones I keep to myself. - Patsy Cline
Life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid.
Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.
Knowing when to shut the hell up is a gift very few people are born with.
So many people worry about their physical appearance and material possessions and completely disregard their shitty personality.
I'm not sorry for being me, take me as I am, if you don't like what you see, then piss off.
If you don't like the word cunt, then don't act like a cunt, and you won't be called a cunt. Ya cunt.
Have you noticed that the people with verbal diarrhea are often the people with crap for brains?
Every evening when I tell my boss "Have a good night", what I really saying is "Go fuck yourself".
How many times do I have to say "excuse me" before "get the fuck out of my way" becomes acceptable?
I am much nicer if you don't get to know me.
People who think their shit don't stink haven't pulled their heads out of their asses long enough to smell the difference.
Is it just me or do idiots multiply quicker than normal people?
Remember, if you have an issue with me I will never give a flying fuck. My life, my rules. Can’t handle it? Fuck the fuck off.
Let's not make this more complicated than it has to be. If you don't want to be called out on your shit, don't act shitty.
I hate when people use their zodiac to justify shitty behaviour like "Sorry I can't help it, I'm a Scorpio". No Susan, you're just a bitch.