Offensive Quotes

You have a right to your opinion, and I have a right to tell you how stupid it is.

Forgive and forget? How about fuck off and die?

I tried to put myself in your shoes but they were cheap and ugly, just like you.

Ever look at someone and think… “Your Mom’s eggs had to be expired”

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out! Hell who I am kidding. I hope you fall down the fuckin stairs too.

Of all the ways to say fuck off, silence is my favorite.

Everyone should believe in something. I believe you should go fuck yourself.

When I think about you I touch myself. Meaning I rub my temples, because you’re giving me a fucking migraine.

I hate when people tell me to be myself then get offended when I tell them how fucking dumb I think they are.

The tragedy is that dumb people are too dumb to know that they are dumb people.