Offensive Quotes

The bigger the dick the smaller the penis.

The bigger the dick…

Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.

Just because you’re trash…

Sometimes, it doesn’t work with someone because they’re piece of shit, who deserves a piece of shit and you’re not a peice of shit.

Sometimes, it doesn’t work…

Some people are like clouds. Once they fuck off, it’s a beautiful day!

Some people…

Some people you know were dropped on their heads as babies. Some were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall and fell out of the window.

Some people you know…

Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you fucking know everything.

Unless your name is Google…

I swear some people need a stamp on their forehead that says "DO NOT REPRODUCE".

I swear…

Since you know it all, you should also know when to shut up.

Since you know it all…

Shut the fuck up and drink your feelings like the rest of us.

Shut the fuck up…

If I give you a straw will you go suck the fun out of someone else’s day?

If I give you a straw…