Offensive Quotes

If I said something to offend you, please tell me. I may want to use it again.

Perseverance is the ability to think you’re not an idiot despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

If you changed everything about you, I’d love you just the way you are.

You’re everything I’ve ever wanted in someone I don’t want anymore.

Some people are a human version of migraine.

How many times does one need to say “Excuse me” before “Holly shit, get out of the fucking way” becomes acceptable?

Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.

I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.

You’re only as cheap as your most recent .