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Good luck and take care. And by good like I mean go fuck yourself. And by take care I mean go fuck yourself.

Good luck and take care…

When people say: “She’s a nice person once you get to know her.” What they really mean is: “She is a bitch, but you’ll get used to it.

When people say…

Bull sharks swim in shallow water. Bullshit swims in shallow people.

Bull sharks swim…

I'm not negative. I encourage people people all the time. Usually it's to fuck off but so what? That's great fucking advice.

I’m not negative…

No, I don't need to walk a mile in your shoes, I can see that you're a train wreck from all the way over here.

No, I don’t need to walk…

I’m not an asshole. I’m just someone that’s not afraid to tell you to fuck off.

I’m not an asshole…

Off is a general direction in which I wish you would fuck.

Off is a general direction…

Some people’s third eye is their butthole.

Some people’s third eye…

Trust you? I check the tissue after I wipe my own ass. I don’t trust shit.

Trust you?…

Some people will never understand that shutting the fuck up is an important communication skill.

Some people will never understand…