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Please fuck off. See, I am polite.

Please fuck off…

Thanks for your two cents, but I'll give you a whole quarter if you shut the fuck up.

Thanks…

I have 6th sense, I see dumb people.

I have 6th sense…

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

Think of how stupid…

Saw someone with “My work up is your work out” T-shirt. Well, my casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning. So fuck you.

Saw someone with…

Sometimes people will be mad at you because you are not a lying ass motherfucker like they are.

Sometimes people…

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on! No wait, the horse is cool. Just fuck you.

Fuck you…

Never tell me to calm down because “life is too short” so is my temper, bitch.

Never tell me…

Before you start talking shit, make sure your hands have the same fucking energy your mouth does.

Before you start…

Everyday I think that people cannot possibly get any more stupid. Everyday I’m proven horribly wrong.

Everyday I think…