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I just want to say to anyone I may have offended yesterday, you can go fuck yourself again today.

I just want to say…

You find it offensive. I find it funny. That’s why I’m happier than you are.

You find it offensive…

Staff meetings are like going to the zoo. You just sit back and watch the monkeys fling shit at each other.

Staff meetings…

One woman’s piece of shit ex boyfriend is some drunk slut’s prince charming.

One woman’s…

Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not acceptable for me to point it out?

Why is it acceptable…

I say “fuck” so much I literally forgot it offends some people.

I say “fuck” so much…

If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up, and shove up it up your ass.

If you have a problem with me…

Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out.

Why is it acceptable for you…

I could get on your level, but I don’t like being on my knees as much as you do.

I could get on your level…

Your face is just fine, but you’ll have to put a bag over that personality.

Your face is just fine…