Offensive Quotes

Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them.
I end a lot of my sentences with "just saying" because ending the sentence with "dumb ass" would probably be considered offensive.
If you ask a stupid question, you may feel stupid; if you don’t ask a stupid question, you remain stupid. - Tony Rothman
No matter how big a hammer you use, you can't pound common sense into stupid people.
Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
Most people are assholes. Don't believe me? Next time you see a group of people, yell out "Hey, Asshole". They'll turn and look.
You give my middle finger an erection.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Even if I had a pocket full of fucks I still wouldn't give you one.
Revenge is not in my plans. You'll fuck yourself on your own
I would love to insult you, but I’m afraid I won’t do as well as nature did.
“How do you sleep at night knowing people don’t like you?” With no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass.
I have to stop saying, "How stupid can you be". I think people are starting to take it as a challenge!
I believe in fuck off at first site.
Well, aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.
Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the the ones I keep to myself. - Patsy Cline
Life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid.
Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.
Knowing when to shut the hell up is a gift very few people are born with.
So many people worry about their physical appearance and material possessions and completely disregard their shitty personality.