Offensive Quotes

I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying.

Someone once told me, “you’re never gonna forget me”. I just can’t remember who the fuck it was.

I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.

You suck. You should fix that.

If I can punch you in the throat without moving my feet, you are in my personal space.

My spirit animal would fucking eat yours.

I’m pretty nice for the most part, but I’ll hurt your feelings if I fucking have to.

That stone you’re throwing better hit me. Because I’ve got a brick for you.

If you line up all your exes in a row you can see the flow chart of your mental illness.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid.