Offensive Quotes

Shut the fuck up. Shut all the way the fuck up until you reach the top of shut fuck mountain, where there are no more fuck ups to shut!

Shut the fuck up…

If you’re going to act like a turd go lay in the yard.

If you’re going to act…

Please fuck off. See, I am polite.

Please fuck off…

Thanks for your two cents, but I'll give you a whole quarter if you shut the fuck up.

Thanks…

I have 6th sense, I see dumb people.

I have 6th sense…

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

Think of how stupid…

Saw someone with “My work up is your work out” T-shirt. Well, my casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning. So fuck you.

Saw someone with…

Sometimes people will be mad at you because you are not a lying ass motherfucker like they are.

Sometimes people…

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on! No wait, the horse is cool. Just fuck you.

Fuck you…

Never tell me to calm down because “life is too short” so is my temper, bitch.

Never tell me…