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When your opinions can pay my bills that’s when I’ll start paying more attention to you. Till then STFU.
I’ve met some pricks in my time but you sir, are fucking cactus.
Some people speak so much crap, it’s difficult to know whether to offer them toilet paper or a breath mint.
The difference between me and most people is the shit everyone else says behind your back, I say it to your face.
Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they’re dead.
Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes & Sayings
Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
I wish people were like money, so you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake.
Spreading rumors about me? Well that’s good... I mean at least you learned to spread something other then your legs!
I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.
I’m always forced to do shit I’m not qualified for. Like being nice to fucking idiots.
It’s never too late to shut the fuck up and mind your own business.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings
No one is harder on me than me. So take your judgment and shove it up your ass.
I don't need the last laugh. I've been laughing at your dumb ass the entire time.
If stupid were a disability, I know a few people that would get a monthly check.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings
Sorry, it's not my job to blow sunshine up your ass.
I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but I'm pretty sure you'd fall in love, and then I'd never get rid of you.
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them.
I end a lot of my sentences with "just saying" because ending the sentence with "dumb ass" would probably be considered offensive.