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One day you are going to look back and wish you had told more people to go fuck themselves.

One day…

If I ever said “I love you” I meant it with my whole heart. If I ever said “Fuck you” I meant it a little more.

If I ever said “I love you”…

I don’t need an inspirational quote to start the day. Just give me coffee and shut the fuck up.

I don’t need…

You gotta learn to say fuck them just like they say fuck you and keep it moving.

You gotta learn to say …

Row, row, row your boat gently the fuck away from me.

Row, row, row your boat…

I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but I'm pretty sure you'd be disappointed.

I’d tell you to go fuck yourself…

I’ll stop being a sarcastic bastard when you stop being a stupid fuck.

I’ll stop being a sarcastic…

I’ll tell you what we don't have a shortage of. Dumbasses.

I’ll tell you…

I'm exhausted by how stupid everyone is getting.

I’m exhausted…

Them: You’re fucking psychopath. Me: At least I’m on a path. Sort your life out motherfuckers.

Them: You’re fucking psychopath…