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Nothing brings a group of assholes together faster than something that’s none of their fucking business.

Nothing brings a group of assholes together faster than something that’s none of their fucking business.

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app they will start using it?

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app they will start using it?

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. – Alan Dundes

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. – Alan Dundes

If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on.

If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on.

I suck at apologies, so…unfuck you or whatever.

I suck at apologies, so…unfuck you or whatever.

Every day of my life forces me to add another name to the list of people who can kiss my fucking ass.

Every day of my life forces me to add another name to the list of people who can kiss my fucking ass.

Mirrors don’t lie. And lucky for you they don’t laugh either.

Mirrors don’t lie. And lucky for you they don’t laugh either.

Even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.

Even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.

Before we work on artificial intelligence why don't we do something about natural stupidity? - Steve Polyak

Before we work on artificial intelligence why don’t we do something about natural stupidity? – Steve Polyak

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it becomes beautiful day.

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it becomes beautiful day.