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I suck at apologies, so…unfuck you or whatever.

I suck at apologies…

Every day of my life forces me to add another name to the list of people who can kiss my fucking ass.

Every day of my life…

Mirrors don’t lie. And lucky for you they don’t laugh either.

Mirrors don’t lie…

Even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.

Even duct tape can’t…

Before we work on artificial intelligence why don't we do something about natural stupidity? - Steve Polyak

Before we work on…

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it becomes beautiful day.

Some people…

Don't like me? Fuck off. Problem solved.

Don’t like me?…

Some people’s birth certificates should be an apology letters from the condom factory.

Some people’s birth…

A little piece of advice… Don't talk shit if you can't fight.

A little piece of advice…

A cat looks down upon a man, and a dog looks looks up to a man, but a pig will look a man in the eye and see his equal. – Winston Churchill

A cat looks down…