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There's just not enough toilet paper in the world to clean up all this crap some people create. - Susan Gale
Some people aren't just missing the odd screw. The whole freakin' toolbox is gone
I look at people sometimes and think... Really? That's the sperm that won!?
It's so nice when toxic people stop talking to you. It's like the trash took itself out.
Just be you, and if people don't like it, well fuck them.
The more I get to know certain people... The more I realize why Noah only let animals board the ark.
I hug people that I hate so that I know how big to dig the hole in my backyard.
I really do try to see the best in people. But seriously, some of you fuckers are making it so damn hard.
I don't always tolerate stupid people. But when I do, I'm probably at work.
Don't wait till your deathbed to tell people how you feel. Tell them to fuck off today.
Some days you meet someone and you immediately know you want to spend the rest of your days without them.
Sometimes I just agree with people so they can stop talking. - Jet Li
Idiots cause stress. Stress causes depression. Depression causes physical ailments. Conclusion: Stupid people make me sick.
I think it's funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them.
In the Sixties people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take Prozac to make it normal. - Damon Albarn
If I could unmeet some people... I would.
The most dangerous animal in the world is a smiling woman sitting in silence.
We used to have village idiots, but with the internet, the fuckers have gone global.
Sometimes I wonder why I don't have many friends. Then I hear some of the stupid shit that comes out of people's mouths and I remember.
I like the type of people whose sense of humor may be described as "inappropriate" with the chance of ruining family dinner.