Quotes by People

Dirty mind. Caring friend. Potty mouth. Good heart. Smart ass. Kind of an asshole. Humble. Great in bed. Can drink like a fish. Will call you on your shit. I never said I was perfect.

Attitude Life People Sarcastic

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Do you ever meet someone and think dumbass, then listen to them and think bloody fucking dumbass?

Attitude Insulting People Rude Sarcastic

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Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female.

Funny People Sarcastic

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For all the women that brag about how many men want them, just remember the cheapest prices attract the most customers.

Attitude Offensive People Rude Sarcastic

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Have you ever noticed that the people who tell you to calm down are the ones that pissed you off in the first place?

Funny People Rude Sarcastic

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Best friends are those who don’t say anything when you show up at their door with a dead body. They just grab a shovel and follow you.

Attitude Funny People Rude Sarcastic

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Don’t try to explain yourself to stupid people. You’re not the jackass whisperer.

Attitude People Rude Sarcastic

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I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

Funny People Rude Sarcastic

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People push you to your limits, but when you finally explode and fight back you are the mean one!

Attitude People Rude Sarcastic

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Attitude Offensive People Rude Sarcastic

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