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Some people are like birds. You help them fly and once they’re in the air they shit on you.
Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick.
The tragedy is that dumb people are too dumb to know that they are dumb people.
You learn a lot about people when they don’t get what they want.
I don’t mind being nice to people but I don’t have a problem with being an asshole either. It’s all on you.
Some people are like prawns. No guts, no spine and a head full of shit, but market value is always high.
Seriously, some of you people need to go to church. I don’t want you in hell with me.
People keep mistaking my “WOW”s for compliments.
Some people just drain the fucking nice right out of you.
Some people need to start appreciating the effort I put in to not be a serial killer.