Some people are like clouds. Once they fuck off, it’s a beautiful day!
Some people you know were dropped on their heads as babies. Some were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall and fell out of the window.
All I attract is broken people. Lord, if I’m mechanic just say that.
People say “go big or go home”, as if going home were a bad thing. Hell yeah I wanna go home. And I’m gonna take a nap when I get there.
Some people age like wine. Others age as milk.
I swear some people need a stamp on their forehead that says “DO NOT REPRODUCE”.
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it. – Bernard Bailey
I drink to make other people more interesting. – Ernest Hemingway
I wouldn’t have to manage my anger if people could learn to manage their stupidity.
Don’t let wack ass people fuck with your dope ass energy.
