People Quotes

Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.

Tact is for people…

I wish people would ask me if I give a fuck before they started talking to me.

I wish people would ask…

My life would be so much easier if I wasn't intelligent enough to realize how fucking stupid some people are.

My life would be…

Before you rush in and save people, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

Before you rush in…

I fucking love straight forward people. No bullshit makes life so much easier.

I fucking love straight…

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

I love waving at random people…

Some people say I’m crazy. I prefer the term "Happy with benefits".

Some people say I’m crazy…

Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

Last year I joined a support group…

One of the many free services I provide is letting people know they’re assholes.

One of the many…

My mouth gets real reckless during arguments, that’s why I’d rather just not deal with stupid people who push my buttons.

My mouth…