People Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings, Remarks

I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me. Now I look around and wonder If I like them.
No matter how low I lower the bar of expectations, some people manage to roll right under it.
The fact that the jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.
Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.
Don't wait until you're on your deathbed to tell people how you really feel, because you can be too weak to raise your middle finger.
The turtle can breathe through it’s ass. Humans have not yet reached this stage of evolution, although many have learned to talk through it.
The problem with some people is that they're breathing.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. - Mark Twain
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
People love to watch you fall and they get mad as hell when you get back up stronger.
People are so ungrateful. No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them.
Stop stressing over shitty people.
My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
Some people confuse passion with crazy. Let me be clear, I am bat shit passionate.
I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult. That's why we're allowed to buy alcohol.
People think I'm shy because I don't get involved with their conversations. The truth is that I really don't give a shit what they're talking about.
I hate when people say "nice to meet you" before I've even said anything. How do you know it's nice to meet me? I'm an asshole.
I wish people came with a 30 second trailer. So I can see what I'm getting myself into.
Most people have X's. I have bunch of Y's and WTF's.