People Quotes

If you’re going to totally fuck it up at least fuck it up so bad that people wonder how you did it.

If you’re going to totally fuck it up…

People always tell introverts to be more talkative and leave their comfort zones, yet no one tells extroverts to shut up and make the zone more comfortable.

People always tell…

Sometimes people come into your life and they need to stop doing that.

Sometimes people come…

I am not as mean as I could be and I want people to be more grateful for that.

I am not as mean…

I’m not really a people person. So if I like you, you should consider yourself fucking lucky.

I’m not really a people person…

When I take a sick day, it’s because I'm sick of you people.

When I take a sick day…

People who say “go big or go home” seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Like, it’is literally my only goal.

People who say…

Some people tell me to be myself. But I always get in fucking trouble when I do.

Some people tell…

I'm guessing who first called it “common sense” didn't fucking know very many people.

I’m guessing who first…

Some people think I am going crazy. The joke is on them, I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.

Some people think…