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If I could unmeet some people... I would.

If I could unmeet…

Sometimes I wonder why I don't have many friends. Then I hear some of the stupid shit that comes out of people's mouths and I remember.

Sometimes I wonder…

I like the type of people whose sense of humor may be described as "inappropriate" with the chance of ruining family dinner.

I like the type of people…

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence. - Charles Bukowsky

The problem…

Two reasons I don't trust people: 1. I don't know them, 2. I know them.

TWO REASONS…

Only 3 types of people tell the truth: Kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.

Only 3 types of people…

Some people are so full of shit!! They should have flushing handles instead of ears!!

Some people…

Sometimes you have to remind people you can be an asshole too!

Sometimes you have to…

Some people handle stress with yoga, meditation and long walks. I handle it with sarcasm, beer and telling people to fuck off.

Some people handle stress…

Some people just suck the fucking nice right out of you.

Some people just suck…