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I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me. Now I look around and wonder If I like them.

I used to walk…

No matter how low I lower the bar of expectations, some people manage to roll right under it.

No matter how low…

The fact that the jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.

The fact…

Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.

Tell people…

Don't wait until you're on your deathbed to tell people how you really feel, because you can be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Don’t wait…

The problem with some people is that they're breathing.

The problem…

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. - Mark Twain

Never argue…

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

Only two things are infinite…

People love to watch you fall and they get mad as hell when you get back up stronger.

People love to watch…

People are so ungrateful. No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them.

People are so ungrateful…