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Some people just suck the fucking nice right out of you.

Some people just suck…

Did you ever look at one of your co-workers and think how the fuck do you work here?

Did you ever look…

Sometimes in the morning while sipping my coffee, I think about all the people I’m going to piss off today… and I smile.

Sometimes in the morning…

People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you.

People will hate you…

Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.

Fart…

People get so upset when you don’t let them use you.

People get so upset…

People say love is the best feeling. But I think finding a toilet when you are having diarrhea is better.

People say love is the best feeling…

We squint at the sun because it’s bright. We squint at people because they’re not.

We squint at the sun…

Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Some people…

I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I’d say my people skills are improving.

I made it through the day…