People Quotes

I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I’d say my people skills are improving.

I made it through the day…

Some people need a shock collar and I need the remote.

Some people need…

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them.

The human body…

I like to smile at people who don’t like me.

I like to smile…

My kind of people laugh at offensive jokes because they understand that life is ridiculous but also fucking hilarious.

My kind of people…

The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with.

The less people…

Sometimes I just don’t feel like getting out of bed… Then I remember I have people to piss off and prove wrong.

Sometimes…

Some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.

Some people…

People start shit. Then act like they have no idea how shit got started.

People start shit…

Some people make me wonder… How do they fit all that stupid into one head?

Some people…