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My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

My people skills…

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

Some people just need…

Some people confuse passion with crazy. Let me be clear, I am bat shit passionate.

Some people confuse…

I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult. That's why we're allowed to buy alcohol.

I pretend…

People think I'm shy because I don't get involved with their conversations. The truth is that I really don't give a shit what they're talking about.

People think I’m shy…

I hate when people say "nice to meet you" before I've even said anything. How do you know it's nice to meet me? I'm an asshole.

I hate when people say…

I wish people came with a 30 second trailer. So I can see what I'm getting myself into.

I wish…

Most people have X's. I have bunch of Y's and WTF's.

Most people have X’s…

At this point in my life I am positive some people were put on this earth to test my alcohol tolerance level.

At this point in my life…

There are two types of people in this world: People you want to drink with and people who make you want to drink.

There are two types…