People Quotes

I hate when people say "nice to meet you" before I've even said anything. How do you know it's nice to meet me? I'm an asshole.

I hate when people say…

I wish people came with a 30 second trailer. So I can see what I'm getting myself into.

I wish…

Most people have X's. I have bunch of Y's and WTF's.

Most people have X’s…

At this point in my life I am positive some people were put on this earth to test my alcohol tolerance level.

At this point in my life…

There are two types of people in this world: People you want to drink with and people who make you want to drink.

There are two types…

The key to getting along with people is to either lower your expectations or learn to drink.

The key to getting along…

Immature: A word used by boring people to describe fun people.

IMMATURE…

I suffer from that disorder where I speak the truth and it pisses people off.

I suffer from that disorder…

Throw lamps at people who need to lighten the fuck up.

Throw lamps at people…

Sometimes I enjoy when people stop being friends with me. It's like the garbage took itself out.

Sometimes I enjoy…