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Only 3 types of people tell the truth: Kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.

Only 3 types of people…

Some people are so full of shit!! They should have flushing handles instead of ears!!

Some people…

Sometimes you have to remind people you can be an asshole too!

Sometimes you have to…

Some people handle stress with yoga, meditation and long walks. I handle it with sarcasm, beer and telling people to fuck off.

Some people handle stress…

Some people just suck the fucking nice right out of you.

Some people just suck…

Did you ever look at one of your co-workers and think how the fuck do you work here?

Did you ever look…

Sometimes in the morning while sipping my coffee, I think about all the people I’m going to piss off today… and I smile.

Sometimes in the morning…

People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you.

People will hate you…

Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.

Fart…

People get so upset when you don’t let them use you.

People get so upset…